The Muppets came to RAW this week, which, I think, was one of the best things that happened on the show. If you missed the show, here are a few Muppet sightings that cannot be missed.
- Miss Piggy calling Jack Swagger “Frankenstein”
- Kermit assuming Vickie Guerrero to be Jack Swagger’s “mother”
- An “Excuse Me” with matching chest-shoving bout between the original diva, Miss Piggy and Vickie Guerrero
- Kelly Kelly planting a smooch on Kermit while Miss Piggy grew livid
- Sheamus saving Beaker from Christian
- Sheamus asking Beaker to say hi to a certain Aunt Teresa because he “can’t make the family reunion this year” (we always knew it)
- Christian still carrying Beaker’s beaker when he was already walking away from the scene
- SHEAMUS STYLING BEAKER’S HAIR SHEAMUS-STYLE!
- Statler and Waldorf getting exclusive seats on RAW (and Michael Cole getting repulsed by their uncanny likeness to King and JR)
- Gonzo getting his arm pulled out by Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler (with Vickie Guerrero’s evil laughter haunting behind)
- Fozzie believing that he had seen a wrestler so huge that he has his own zip code
- Animal as special timekeeper was so cute!
- Beaker finally handing Santino the “special formula” that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew concocted, allowing Santino to win his match against Swagger
- HORNSWOGGLE GETTING A MOVE ON MISS PIGGY
- Cody Rhodes bagging Kermit the Frog
- Miss Piggy checking out John Morrison’s six-pack
And so much more. Great turn of events for RAW this week. John Cena even got to take home a Scream mask after all. But, my favorite was when CM Punk locked the Anaconda Vise on Alberto del Rio after informing del Rio that he, in fact will. He’s an awesome man, that CM Punk.
Alberto, I need you to comprehend this. I know you’re a little discombobulated right now, but I need you to process what’s about to happen to you. What’s about to happen to you is I’m going to ask you a question. It’s a simple yes or no answer, but I have a feeling that you are going to say yes because prior to me asking you this question, I’m going to twist you like a pretzel into a move that I’d like to call the Anaconda Vise so are you with me? Can you hear me? And I’m not gonna let go until you say yes or si to giving me my match at Survivor Series.