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Why I Boycott Jack TV


It’s summer again.

You might be wondering where I’ve been.

I graduated. From high school. That suck of an institution, in reality. Been on a Stephen King frenzy. I’ve only really read him last summer, but it seems that all I want to do now is buy all his works. I just finished Different Seasons, and I’m just starting in on Blaze. I’d probably proceed to Dolores Claiborne. I don’t know what’s up with me. Don’t know what’s up with this blog. Or with music. Or with today’s literature. Or even with wrestling.

That last one strikes such a bad chord. Two months ago, Jack TV removed WWE from their network. At first, it was just a “satellite-thing”. But then weeks piled up and everyone lost all hope. You should see their Facebook page – it is completely littered with WWE fans ranting about the loss of the program and the establishment of seemingly suckish shows that could never get Jack ratings. 

I don’t think Jack TV will bring back WWE. With Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Family Guy on their team, I’m rooting for FOX now. They already released a teaser for WWE. I’ve been rather hopeful. But it’s taking too long. Yesterday, out of sentimental reasons, I actually turned the pages of my December 2010 copy of the WWE Magazine to the Body Shop and worked out like Dolph Ziggler, thinking, I just want to watch wrestling on my goddamn cable, goddamnit.

Anyway, I’m keeping track of the events that I have missed since WWE was unjustly torn off my cable. Lots of props to Jack TV for this.


Whatever happened to Eve and Zack Ryder?

The Miz on Psych

HBK’s “return”

Santino Marella winning the United States Championship



Eve’s heel turn, of course

Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny



Lord Tensai?


That’s about it. Fuck Jack TV.




Eve Earns a Bragging Mark


Eve wins the supposedly-coveted Divas Championship, Monday night on RAW

As I was watching a Hoff-tastic episode of RAW last night, my moments of joy were impudently interrupted by a severely long cable-loss. Now prior this entry, boys and girls, I honestly had no idea that the Divas Championship still existed, nor had I detained the knowledge of whoever held it for that matter. Why, I was just asking about it in my mind! It’s surprising how it was the last thing to show up on RAW right before I encountered that temporary loss of joy.

I wasn’t watching the match, sorry. I was in fact, about to flip it. But then I heard the three fatal taps, the bell ringing, and saw one excited diva in the center of the mat. Eve won. And from what I’ve learned, it’s her first championship. Hoff-some!

Now that I think about it, I’d also like to see a diva compete in Extreme Rules. Let’s see a fresh rivalry that will wow me as with the likes of Lita and Trish Stratus. Those matches immensely entranced me to my very core. : )