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Slammy’s, Tumblr and Preoccupation

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Edge and Christian make me extremely happy. Their meet at the Slammy’s was highly amusing. Edge didn’t like his award. Christian thought del Rio should have received it. This photo is too beautiful to just keep on my Tumblr account. D’oh, yes, I have a Tumblr account now. For months, I’ve been haunted with the decision of creating an account as such. Bet seems to get the hang of it. I, on the other hand, didn’t seem to know what I’d put in it once I do get an account. But soon enough, I found the light. My motive for that one is to post photos of past and current WWE heels, just for the heck of it. It’s sort of fascinating actually. I gained around twenty-five followers on the first two days that I started. I like my first days in Tumblr.

But I love this blog.

And I wrote that with a straight face. Can you imagine saying/writing the word ‘love’ with a straight face? That’s badass.

Here is the list of winners for the 2010 Slammy Awards (it’s ages late, I know):

  • Superstar of the Year: John Cena (wow, *big surprise* there, buddy – considering that it’s been a hellacious year for you. Have I mentioned that he got fired?)
  • Diva of the Year: Michelle McCool (what happened to the “Lay” part? >_>)
  • WWE Moment of the Year: The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XXVI
  • WWE “Oh Snap” Meltdown of the Year: Edge destroys the anonymous GM’s computer
  • Shocker of the Year: The Nexus debuts
  • Despicable Me Award: CM Punk sings Happy Birthday to Rey Mysterio’s daughter
  • Holy %&^*%& of the Year: John Cena’s Attitude Adjustment on Batista through the stage
  • Guest Star Shining Moment: Pee-wee Herman vs. The Miz (REALLY INFINITY, ftw!!!!!1111!!!11!!!1!)
  • Knucklehead Moment of the Year: Lay-Cool gets beat by Mae Young
  • WWE Universe Fan Reaction: “Angry Miz Girl” Cayley (lucky kid. She’s already appeared on RAW TWICE)
  • “And I Quote…” Line of the Year: Michael Cole (I’m sure)

And here are the supplementary awards that I think you should also know of:

  • Best Performance by a Winged Specimen: Monday Night Raw chicken
  • Most Menacing Haircut: Tyler Reks
  • Best Family Values: Kane destroys Jack Swagger Sr. as his son looks on
  • Superstar/Diva Most in Need of Makeup: Sheamus (hey, now Sheamus has an award!)
  • The “Cole in Your Stocking” Award: Daniel Bryan attacks Michael Cole on WWE NXT (I love that. We had a blog entry for that. c:)
  • Outstanding Achievement in Baby Oil Application: “Dashing” Cody Rhodes (not Randy Orton?! D:)
  • Frequent Tweeter Award: Goldust
  • Best WWE.com Exclusive TV Show: WWE NXT (What?! RAW was robbed!)
  • Most Annoying Catchphrase: Zack Ryder for “Woo, woo, woo, you know it.” (which is NOT really annoying)

Who Earned Their Bragging Rights?

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I’ve been watching WWE Bragging Rights for at least three times now – one of which was cut short because of this certain TV network’s temporary loss of signal. >___> Brand vs. Brand pay-per-views are always so intriguing; I never miss any. I am surprised, by the way, that there would still be a Survivor Series. But to heck with it: the more the merrier! Here are the things that you may actually check out if ever you get the chance to watch (and enjoy) Bragging Rights:

  • Aksana flirting with Ted DiBiase.
  • Goldust still taking home (he stole it, actually. I love you, Dustin) the Million Dollar Championship.
  • Dolph Ziggler losing (that’s right) to Daniel Bryan (from the immortal words of Matt Striker, “it’s in your face”, Michael Cole).
  • John Cena and David Otunga actually teaming up against Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre for the Tag Team Gold.
  • John Cena and David Otunga actually winning the Tag Team Championships.
  • David Otunga celebrating his heart out.
  • John Cena giving David Otunga the AA.
  • Edge pinning The Miz to end the SmackDown! vs. RAW match.
  • SmackDown! receiving the Bragging Rights trophy.
  • Rey Mysterio, Edge and Hornswoggle rejoicing in the ring.
  • Matt Striker rejoicing by the announcer’s table.
  • Surprisingly, the Buried Alive Match was obsolete.
  • John Cena on Wade Barrett’s side against Orton.
  • John Cena getting Wade Barrett disqualified on the WWE Championship Match.
  • Randy Orton giving John Cena the RKO.

Happy Halloween, people! And belated Happy Birthday to Edge!